Word of advice?

Never dine out with a chess player, it takes them 3 hours to pass the salt and pepper.Word of advice?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA....now come on give me the ten points...Word of advice?
OK check mate
thanks for that, i once went out with a girl who played draught's and she beat me in 6 moves, never got to eat my meal !
very good
Haha
Be nice th the poor chess player! He can only pass one or the other- depending on whether he is playing white or black. He thinks you are asking him to make an illegal move!





I guess he could say ';adjusting';, to momentarily hand you the other.





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very old
o.k. thanks I'll keep that in mind
advice to yourself: never listen to someone who gives odd advice
wow
hmmm lol
ooooookkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy鈥? its Lennie
those chess guys are weird. like that song they wrote---';chess nuts roasting on an open fire.'; ouch.
and another 3 hrs to pay the check mate old pal