Any words of advice before I go on a 3 day 4th of July bender?

beside the obvious, wear clean underwear and bring a sweater?Any words of advice before I go on a 3 day 4th of July bender?
YES! YOU ROCK!, I'm on Day 2, i hope your having Fun, Last night we Partied at my friends place, His parents are in Brazil til August), We Drank, Got Buck wild in the pool!!! ha ha!, Tonight We're meeting there for Margaritas, Then Fireworks, then probably another Party Poolside again!, Tomorrow we're going to The Taste of Minnesota, for a free Seether concert, and ofcourse party all over again!!!!!!! Benders rock!Any words of advice before I go on a 3 day 4th of July bender?
There is no such thing as fireworks that stay lit and suspended in the sky. If you see anything like this it's probably because you're half passed out under a street lamp or on the floor of a bar. Get up, put your pants back on and find a cab to take you to a new bar where you can be sure that no one saw that dog (or drunk guy) pee in your hair.
1. Wear no underwear (less laundry, and you'd just lose them anyway)


2. Bring a black sweater (you'll be passed out in the street most of the time and Wonder would hate for your pretty white one to get dirty)


and,


3. Invite me ......


* crying and all alone *
Bring a towel and change your socks and take a shower and use soap. Mind your manners don't pick your nose use a Kleenex instead. Don't lick yourself in public. Well I really have no idea what your talking about just have fun.
- Jack works great to wash down your pills


- Don't let your beer get warm


- Its okay to sleep in the bathtub


- Condoms are for sissies


- STOP DROP AND ROLL
For the loveof god keep the knees together at least twice a day.....give the poor girl a rest.....











You don't want to be known as p-nut butter legs.....spreads easy.....
Bring cab fare and the phone number to the free clinic. You'll need both, trust me.
Always have a designated driver and don't dip your hands into any bowls of pills.
Make sure you have that one phone number memorized, in case you get arrested. Good Luck. :)
don't forget the lube and bring me a lollipop
Just go easy on the catnip.
Dont get blown up. Bugspray.
Saran wrap is NOT a form of birth control........
don't hook up with dudes that says ';bro'; or brah'; more than twice a sentence
I just want to state that the first person who answered this question does not want you to do garden work!!!





Where do they find these people...hoe LOL You're killing me!!!!
don't forget to eat...Love, honey
brush your teeth, dont hoe around
don't pee on the fireworks, even if they rn't lit up