Give me random words of advice?

me and my band are gonna try writing a song about what ever u say.Give me random words of advice?
Always wear clean undies!!! :-)Give me random words of advice?
Do not drink orange juice right after you brush your teeth.


Don't eat yellow snow.


Do not ever spit into the wind.
';black as midnight, black as pitch, blacker than the vilest witch';
don't have ideas ther, but I always thought that ';The Babyheads'; would be a great band name.
keep the ball low





Use only as directed





Don't drink and drive





Turn down your Radio!! (Art Bell says this a lot)





Don't stand to close to a naked man (..so says Tim Allen)





..and always feed your dog whenever he is hungry!!








Good Luck!!
i get around and reappear


i have no fear


i have no tear


i get around and reappear...














maybe it is better to stop right now lol...Ok is it that bad??
granny thought a turd was a walnut, so she ate it.
i never thought it could happen





this one is goin in my log





when my nana went upstairs





she caught me skrewin the dog!








by the way that didn't actually happen