My wife is lambing for the first time soon , words of advice please?

Im a bit unsure about your question but here we go. Ewes that are lambing do need monitoring 24 hrs a day in case of any problems. You will need or she will a supply of warm water and towels or similar to help dry the lambs. You will find that it is not unusual for them to give birth to 2 or 3. If the placenta does not emerge with the lamb/lambs then you will need some pessaries from the vet which need to be inserted into the vagina to aid the cleaning process and prevent infection or even gangrene. I do hope this is not a wind up and I have wasted my time. Good luck (to your wife anyway)My wife is lambing for the first time soon , words of advice please?
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pant for the head mr c, and wet the babby's head with a nice lamb kebab.
what is lambing? anyway good luck
It's not that b-a-a-a-a-d...
Do ewe need the vet????
Tell her not to slack and to still have the dinner ready
You're married to a sheep? I thought I was odd!!
Get a blow up sheep you baaaaastad.
Tell her to stop shagging sheep.
stay away until it's over.
Make a Lamb stew :-S
I told you not to marry that sheep!!
Stay well away from the mint sauce!
Have fun making new sweaters.
You do go for the young ones Mr C. I prefer a sheep with experience.
the 2 shall be one
don't be so sheepish about it
...stick to humans
sheep - perv!
pob lwc!