Do you have any words of advice for us today?

Don't forget to use a condom!!!!!Do you have any words of advice for us today?
smile and the world will smile with u!!





:):):):):)





you love what u find time to do





friends are born, not made





a dirty Book is rarely dusty





beauty is when you look into a womans eyes and see whats in her heart





the prettiest people do the ugliest things.





any fool can risk his life, it takes a hero to risk his heartDo you have any words of advice for us today?
yes


look both ways when crossing the street


only take the pretty candy from the nice man in the van after school, not b4 or during


don't eat yellow snow, or the brown patty next to it=unless you're really hungry


i charge $100 per advice next time
If everything seems to be going your way you have obviously overlooked something





and


Before you scatter someones ashes make sure you check which way the wind is blowing
No matter where you go always remember the little people that live in your carpet are always watching and listening to you.
It's never too late. :)
Happiness is wanting what you have, not having what you want.


Stretch every day.


Oh, and recycle ;)
DOnt get beef jerky stuck in your teeth...


JkJkjKjKjkjk


But seriously





Dont let your friends make decsions for you, live your own life, and things will turn out ok.


Dont let other peoples choices affect yours
Play the market don't let the market play you...
Squishy and tasty does not mean it protects against spermies. The only way is for me to swallow.
Don't sweat the petty stuff.


And don't pet the sweaty stuff.
Yes, I suggest paying close attention to this Olde Folke Sayinge:





LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!
Hi Princess,


What gos around comes back 3 times over and bites you in your A*S.. Treat people the way you want to be treated..Never let a Friend down..


Your Friend,


poppy1
Whatever your crazy friend does; do the opposite.
Say something POSITIVE to someone, even if you cant stand the person, it was make them wonder...lol
Agreed with Dont forget to use a condom, I found out my girlfriend was pregnant last night!
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
You should turn your tongue seven times in your month before speaking
Never try to tie your shoelaces in a revolving door !
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Save your money! America is heading for desperate times!
Always check your stash before the storm hits.
It's OK to smile a lot, your face won't freeze in that position even though mom said it could :)
think before you speak.





something i should have been doing just lately :-[
Don't let your mother-in-law help with your baby shower. Nothing good can result.
Well, I had a real smarmy snarky answer, but now I feel bad for thinking it.
Dance in the warm rain at least once in your life with a happy little girl!
Look both ways before crossing the street.
Never eat yellow snow.





Don't spit into the wind.





Tell your kids you love them, daily.
';If you cannot convince them ... confuse them!'; (Harry S. Truman)





';Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.'; (Joey Adams)





';It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.'; (James Thurber)
treat people as you wish to be treated





oh and pass on a smile lol