Do you live by some of these 'wise' words of advice?

Words for (Some) Women to Live By :)





1. Aspire to be Barbie - the ****** has everything.





2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.





3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.





4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!





5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).





6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.





7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.





8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok.. They know me here.





9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.





10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.





11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.





12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullsheet!





13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.





14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.





15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.Do you live by some of these 'wise' words of advice?
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.





6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.





7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.





8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok.. They know me here.





9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.





10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.





Number 7 is my greatest downfall. On one occasion I wanted to kill someone an PMS had nothing to do with it.





Rose P.





PS My tiny mind has blown a fuse. I'm going into the garden to eat worms.


RP.Do you live by some of these 'wise' words of advice?
love it!!!! especially number 3, 8, and 14!!!!!





';Behind every successful woman, there's a man checking out her ***';
Brilliant! Absolutely Brilliant! For me its # 6!!!.
Sounds like a retarded manless cougar wrote this.
Yes indeed ... 4, especially sounds good right now! :))
ROFLOL





Lovin 2 3 4 6 and 7 ; )))





Thanks for the laugh xx








LOL @ Rose P no 7
lol Thanks for the laugh. I found out today #14 is so true (and I'm not talking about tires...)!
I agree with 5-10, 11-15. Hilarious, but true! LOL :)
I'll settle for 3 and 4 today as it is bloody cold out there.
13#, lol.
It's OK to let your mind go blank,but please turn off the sound.
Those are great. #11 for me.
LOL, you got it.